lentini\’s crap digest

Monday, 18 June, 2007

Forza 2 – self promoters dream

Filed under: Other stuff, Posts about me — lentini @ 11:53 am

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Wednesday, 9 May, 2007

Guitar Hero II – digital crack

Filed under: Other stuff, Posts about me — lentini @ 1:31 pm

I’m currently typing this post with one hand. No, not because I’m wanking to the latest Vivid Video pr0n…it’s because I’ve worn out the joints in my left hand thanks to the wonderous adictive qualities of Guitar Hero II.
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I’ve seen and read about this game since the original Guitar Hero was released on the PS2 back in ’05 and it didn’t really interest me enough to play it. It was not until a few weeks back when I was looking for something other that Gears of War to play on my 360 that I decided to give Guitar Hero II a try. Last Monday I got my copy and ever since my hand a desended deeper into the realms of joint pain I’ve not experienced since the dawn of time. Every moment I’m not playing it I feel like a cocaine addict, counting down every minute until I get my next fix. I don’t know what it is about it, maybe it brings out the part of you that used to do air guitar in front of the mirror when listening to rock music or when you used to use your tennis racket and pretend your Richie Sambora. It’s also the satisfaction of nailing a riff that’s been bugging you for the last few hours. Whatever it is, it’s fucking quality and everyone who enjoys music should pick this up straight away.

http://www.guitarherogame.com/

By the way, if you do, I suggest visiting a site called Score Hero. It’s a fantastic site with tips and strategies for getting the best out of the game. It’s also got a service for you to input your scores.

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As you can see, I’m doing quite well on ‘Easy’ ;), I’ve got ‘Gold’ (100% of notes hit) on all the songs in Career mode.

Friday, 30 March, 2007

Invite for paedophiles?

Filed under: Other stuff — lentini @ 12:13 pm

Noticed this on the way into work today:

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Way to go, Rhondda Cynon Taff, attract paedophiles to our area why don’t you 😉

EDIT: How it could’ve looked:

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Monday, 12 March, 2007

The Karate Kid – paedophile’s bible?

Filed under: Other stuff — lentini @ 10:38 am

Growing up in the 80’s was a good time for classic movies, one of my favourites of the time is Karate Kid. I mainly remember it because it starred the first crush I remember having (no, not Ralph Macchio), the immensly gorgeous Elisabeth Shue. I almost wore out our video recorder watching the beach scene over and over with Elisabeth skipping towards the sea in her stripy blue binkini with her perfectly round buttocks on show.

I was watching this on Sky last night and was slightly disturbed by it. In the innocent times of the 80s when kids could roam free without the threat of dirty-old men rubbing their crotches, it was seen nothing more than a student/teacher movie. Now in grubby, disgusting 2007 where grown men can’t even glance in the direction of a young child, it has a slightly more sinister undertones.

The first scene that I noticed was when Daniel threw his bike in the rubbish and had a tantrum to his mother outside Mr. Myagi’s apartment. After all the comotion had died down and Daniel and his mother left, Mr. Myagi opened his door and had a sly grin on his face as if to say ‘Jackpot!’.

When they had started training and Daniel had to paint the fence, Mr. Myagi’s instructions: “It’s all in the wrist, long strokes. Up….down.” If I had been sitting on a chair I would have fallen off it.

During his training he took Daniel to the beach to ‘learn balance’ and to get a look at him undressed. There was a long shot of Daniel dressed just in shorts, then it cut to Mr. Myagi watching carefully. I’m sure he had a stiffy.

Surely these days an old man spending so much of his times with a young boy would be front page news, even more so if he showered him with gifts. I mean, giving him a classic yellow 1950s Chevrolet Convertible for his birthday? Surely a sign he wants to rape his ass good. He even fixed his bike for nowt and gave his mother a Bonsai Tree to get her on his side.

Coming next week: was Arnold Schwarzenegger really a woman?

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